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Ade Obawole

Also known as 'black king right dhere'. he holds the record for most females snapped in history. He is an offspring of a Mary Queen of Sluts as he was born fully grown and already mastered the slut industry. Police officer Keon Hay has expressed his hatred for Ade due to constantly having to throw him in prison

"Ade obawole is a wee bastard, can never seem to catch that lad" Deputy Officer Keon Hay

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023


Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023


Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023


Mary Queen of sluts

The epitome of loose women. Commonly found as a kingpin in slut in the industry. Her offspring are born with pre taught knowledge and are born fully grown.

Wow that baby was born fully grown, its mother must be a mary queen of sluts

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023