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When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.
Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.
A fancy Northwest coffee drink that varies wildly but must contain coffee beans roasted over the smoldering timbers of a log cabin and something âexplicitly foamy.â
I ordered an In Flagrante Delicto in Chicago on the first of May, but instead of a delightful mouth full of foam, Abe and I ended up getting arrested.
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That feeling when your clit is ignored
My boyfriend Abe spent half an hour down there & no satisfaction, I was clivid!
Spawn an erection by sheer will through elite control of the bulbospongiosus muscle... often for a utilitarian rather than sexual purpose.
We got stuck in deep snow bank and didn't have a flare, so Abe had to pop a boney and tie a flag to it to signal for help.
Hyperthermic Bartholin's Secretions (also known as "hot pussy juice")
A condition wherein vaginal secretions rise to a dangerously high temperature as a result of excessive stimulation. Caution should be taken, especially during oral copulation which may result in dermal trauma about the cunnilinguist's chin or midface.
Abe was performing oral on me and got me so worked up that I showered him with HPJ and he ended up with burns on his chin worse than those you would get from the ejected contents of a boiling-hot pizza roll.
Hyperthermic Bartholin's Secretions (also known as "hot pussy juice").
A condition wherein vaginal secretions rise to a dangerously high temperature as a result of excessive stimulation. Caution should be taken, especially during oral copulation which may result in dermal trauma about the cunnilinguist's chin or midface.
Abe was performing oral on me and got me so worked up that I showered him with HPJ and he ended up with burns on his chin worse than those you would get from the ejected contents of a boiling-hot pizza roll.
The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.
Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.