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A woman with an ass so hot, it can melt ice.
George: Dude, that woman has a hot ass.
Jim: Maybe if I take her ice fishing, I won't have to use my auger.
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An ailmentyou get after measuringsnow with your weenie.
George: Jim, why can't you piss?
Jim: The first snowfall of the season, and I'd have to come down with Dycaphrozia!
George: Next time use a ruler, you dumb ass!