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aka pussy dingleberries. Little pieces of toilet paper and snatch cheese stuck between the lips and on the minge.
I tried to go down on her but the vagdaggets had taken over
Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.
Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.
Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.