Go Into Rerun

The stage in which your edible finally kicks in halfway through a new show and you need to switch to your dumb comfort show because you’re not making core memories anymore and you’re higher than giraffe pussy to keep up.

“Fuck I’m suddenly higher than giraffe pussy. Time to turn off this amazing National Geographic documentary on giraffes because I’ll need to pick this up tomorrow. Dammit! I wanted to learn about the giraffe pussy! Time to go into rerun mode…” <cues up Schitt’s Creek…