Justin

A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.

Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.

Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"

Bill: Damn, what a Justin.

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