Jemo

An amalgamation of the two worst music styles known to man, these being Christian rock and Emo. (jesus + emo = jemo) Band lyrics tend to be confused; writers are not sure whether to cry over the girl who left them in fourth grade or over the death of their savior.

It began when jimmy saw the cross-shaped guitar. Two styles were fused that day: Christian Rock and EMO were combined with one another to spawn a new, ultra-sucky genre. This freshly born style had the power to bring tears to the eyes of sentimental losers with funny hair, while simultaeneously encouraging the young population of america to sign up for the christian church. To the dismay of every straight male and reasonable human being on earth, the birth of JEMO had come to pass.

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