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A Grimmis is that fat purple shit that hangs with the hamburgler.
"Holy cow mommy, did you see that fat purple shit?"
"Yes, thats a grimmis, he chills with the hamburgler"
"Grimmis looks like a oval mommy, i'm scared lets never get another happy meal again"
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"
"lucky bastered"
Burnettes are the smarter of the women, but they still end up at the stove no matter what color hair.
"I got my burnette sucking like a hover, she clicks faster then your blonde"
"My blonde is stupider then the brass pot she cooks with"
The part that is around a womens nipple, usually a passionate strawberry color.
"Did you see the "cooks" on that one?"
You take your cock, then place it over top of the nose alligned to replicate a old style army helemt the Roman's used to wear in battle.
"did you give her a roman soldier?"
A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper
"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"