Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.

“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg

RJJS

An RJJS is the type of person to throw jelly at some old woman’s window and run over cars, he can be very cheeky and he is super curious.

Person 1:”look over there he’s in someone’s garden with a chainsaw”
Person 2:”oh it’s fine it’s RJJS”