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The same as a Ten-Year-Old Man.
SEE: Ten-Year-Old Man.
Person 1: Do you know what a 30-Year-Old Boy is?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.
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An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and âvacationsâ in order to complete projects on time â this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the companyâs total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
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A marriage of the words "Badass" and "Attitude". Literally meaning the attitude cultivated by a badass.
I know you think you're tough, but don't mess with that guy. His badassitude is bigger than yours.
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Full of, abounding in, having, possessing the qualities of badassitude
Used in a video titled, âThe Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Assâ along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne fought and killed a guy with a hand towel. The fact that the guy had a straight razor was immaterial because Jason Bourne is badassitudinous.
A term used to berate someone. It alludes to that personâs affinity for licking and/or kissing bare, unwashed assholes.
Nice shot, shitty lips! You totally missed!
You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?
Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!
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1. Another term for âass kissingâ or âbrown nosingâ. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for âsuckingâ or being âsorryâ, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia Xâs rap on the song âGhetto Symphonyâ.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. Iâm so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! Iâm already near the finish line and youâre still at the first turn dick kissin'.
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An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
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