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1. Another term for a woman's vagina, made popular in the song, "Spin the Bottle"
2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit
1. "...pink fun so wet that my thang is slippin'..."
2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"
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A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
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1. Another term for âass kissingâ or âbrown nosingâ. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for âsuckingâ or being âsorryâ, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia Xâs rap on the song âGhetto Symphonyâ.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. Iâm so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! Iâm already near the finish line and youâre still at the first turn dick kissin'.
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Like the word "Badasstic" only having a wider, more transferred semantic range of use.
Used in a video titled, âThe Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Assâ along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
The way Jason Bourne used a book to beat that guy's ass just before killing him with a hand towel was nothing sort of Badassical.
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Having the character or form of a badass.
Used in a video titled, âThe Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Assâ along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourneâs ability to speak many languages is not as badasstic as his ability to kick ass in EVERY language.
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Jack Back
1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).
2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.
Popularized by the rap song of the same name.
Guy 1: Hey, there goes that dude who stole my Cd's
Guy 2: Did he lock his car door?
Guy 1: No, let's hit him with a jack back!
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A posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. Often assumed by guys when theyâre either trying to impress a female or assert alpha male status. Can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. Typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other assholes.
Oh no, here comes Jim. I hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant dick.
You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.
See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
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