Ten-Year-Old Man

A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.

Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.

Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.

Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.

Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.

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Mucho Badasstico

Spanish for "much badasstic". Used to describe the level of badassedness above normal but below "Maximum Badassiticity".

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity

After beating a man’s ass with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, Jason Bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. In time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which Jason Bourne used as cover to make his escape. This, you see, is the next level of badass i.e. Mucho Badasstico.

Skunk

A skank who has graduated above and beyond normal skankhood. She as reached the point where people psychosomatically detect a faint odor about her that is not unlike that of a skunk. Even when washed, well dressed, and presentable she still has a dirty and undesirable air about her.

“Her body is actually not bad, but for some reason I cannot bring myself to call her ‘attractive’. Why is that?” “She’s a skunk.” “Ah yes, you’ve nailed it.” “But I wouldn’t nail her.”

“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”

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Corporate Sodomy

When a company you work for, or owe money to, or otherwise are forced to deal with willfully and unapologetically fucks you over each and every chance it gets.

It takes 3 days for a deposited check to post in my account. Meanwhile withdrawls are posted instantaneously, causing me to rack up overdraft fees. Yay, corporate sodomy!

My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.

The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.

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Badassical

Like the word "Badasstic" only having a wider, more transferred semantic range of use.

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity

The way Jason Bourne used a book to beat that guy's ass just before killing him with a hand towel was nothing sort of Badassical.

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Management Drone

A facsimile of a manager who mindlessly follows orders from upper management regardless of how ridiculous, arbitrary, contradictory, or counterproductive they may be. If an employee attempts to point out the flaws in one of an MD’s painfully short-sighted and dim-witted decisions, an MD will either continuously repeat one of their several pre-programmed phrases until the employee gives up on the argument, or they will respond with only a blank stare that seems to say “error, file not found.” To say that a MD is a puppet is to insult the freethinking and decision-making abilities of a puppet. MD's have absolutely no job-related skills or people skills. They are often seen wandering aimlessly among employees and customers. If asked for help, they will automatically find the nearest employee and make them help the customer so as to appear preoccupied and attempt to conceal their monumental incompetence. Many times MD's will turn to employees for help with things that should in fact be required of management to know. They will also sometimes steal ideas of employees and make them their own usually after telling the employees the ideas were not feasible. They are the source of all miscommunication, stress, failures, and negativity in the workplace, yet are never fired. MD's can be found in nearly every major corporation and, like roaches, will probably never be totally eradicated. Not to be confused with actual (good) managers.

MD: Hey, why isn't Bill here?
Employee: Why are you asking me? Didn't you make the schedule? If he called in it's not like he'd talk to me, he'd have to talk to you.
MD: But, where is he?
Employee: I don't know! Anyway it doesn't matter, he's not here.
MD: But he should be, shouldn't he?
Employee: I give up.

MD: We're going to put labels on the items we're selling near this display.
Employee: Hey, I had that idea a month ago. You told me it would look tacky.
MD: *blank stare*

MD: I need you to stay late because we're getting busy. You have to take a long lunch though so you don't get any overtime.
Employee: I wouldn't have to do that if you'd let me go early when we're not busy instead of giving me a bunch of meaningless busy work.
MD: Yeah... well we need you to stay late because we're busy. You have to take--
Employee: SHUT UP! You're the reason people get shot at work by disgruntled employees.

Employee 1: There goes Pete, isn't he a manager?
Employee 2: No, he's just a management drone. Get Sherri, she's an actual manager.

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Badassitious

(bad-ass-EESH-us)

Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity

Jason Bourne disarmed a man who had a kitchen knife using only a rolled-up magazine. That was badassitious!

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