CNC

Can Not Consent, in regard to legal documents

Girlfriend: boyfriend wanna fuck

Boyfriend: CNC

Girlfriend: what

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Pushing P

When you push piss out your bladder so hard you lose all control over the aim of the stream and absolutely paint the immediate vacinitiy in warm frothy piss

Shithead kid: Mom...I was pushing p too hard, I made an oopsie

Man: ayo! Sorry for pushing p all over you during sexy time and drenching yo ass

Pushing P

When you push piss out of your bladder so hard that you lose control over the stream and can no longer aim and you absolutely paint the immediate vicinity with warm frothy piss

Shithead kid: Mom...I was pushing p too hard and made a mess

Man: Sorry woman I was pushing p too hard during sexy time and drenched you

Cap

That little slice of heaven they get from the tip of your penis when you're a baby

Mom: doctor can you do the operation to remove my son's cap

You're straight cappin(aka: you're uncircumcised)