Horcrux

A hooker that is on cruches.

Tito: Damn, that crazy ho is one of them horcrux's! I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!

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Assjacket

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

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Dinklefoot

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

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zoohot

The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time.

Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!

mushroom forest

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.

Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.

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