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When the powerful witches lay down that good cooch-magoo you make become coochmatized
Symptoms include but not limited too:
Buying a one night stand gifts
Extreme simpinâ
Feeling like a spell has been put on you by the almighty cooch.
Most cases are contracted from 5â3 and under Latina or Italian women
She put the gabagool on me and had me coochmatized within minutes
Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate storyâs.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* âwhat type of week shit is thisâ
A name given to your Italian cousin or close friend. You know the one that you always get in trouble with that also happens to be Italian.
Me and the cuzoochs are heading downtown with uncle G supposed to be a wild night
Last night me and all the cuzoochs noses were bleeding⦠so weird