Pagina

The scariest mutha fuckin vagina u eva saw

Man: "whoa that shit smells like infected cheese on a hotplate"

Woman: "leave my pagina alone!"
Man: "Yeah, dont want that thing to fuckin bite me"

7👍 16👎

minesque

1) The use of a pickaxe during the coitus procedure.
2) A small and tasty biscuit which is described as sour creamy

Man 1: "Shes dead!"
Man 2: "What!, how?"
Man 1: "she insisted that we tried the minesque tactic tonight"

Lividitation

The pooling of semen in ones duesch bag machine

Prostitute: "Damnit my Deusch bag machine is fucked"
Rick James: "Holy shit bitch, thats alot of lividitation, you must a been fuckin like a rabit"

2👍 2👎

Biolojism

Having sex in the middle of a biology class

Teacher: "Jacob and Michelle stop fuckin in my class!"
Jacob: "shut up bitch, we'll biolojism all we want"
Rick James: "Thats the way kiddies stay in school"

9👍 9👎