Lumberjack

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.

That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!

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Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

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rup

Sometimes said by a marching band when puting the instrument to their mouths.

*drum drum drumma drumma drum drum drum drum drrrruuuuummm* "RUP" *DAAA DAAAA DAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA*

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fursuit

A quick and simple definition (unlike the guy's up there)

A costume that one puts on that makes someone look like an animal. Usually used by furries and actors.

Furries often wear fursuits to furry conventions.

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