Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

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brownie hound

1. The principal of a suburban Chicago High School.

2. A Racist term for the dogs that Police used to sic on black people

Boy, lookit all them negroes protestin'! Burt! Git the brownie hounds and fire hoses!

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