partner

The name you use when referring to the other half of your two people spy duo. One generally uses this term to keep the identity of the other person private because if he told you her real name he'd have to shoot you.

Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.

One Partner: As soon as you have put on your tactical spy lingerie and parachute we can jump out of this stealth hot air balloon we can overthrow the government of this island and still watch the Monaco Gran Prix at noon.

Other Partner: Got it Partner

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