Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.

1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!

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