Yarden

An area of land out the back of a terrace house, usually a slab of concrete. Is the only outdoor space you have, no grass so not a garden but can also be referred to as the yard, thus a combination of both.

P1: I need a piss but I can't be arsed going upstairs.
P2: Just go in the yarden.

P1: Where should I put this crap?
P2: Just chuck it in the garden.

If you need me I'll be in the yarden burning stuff.

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Spog

The act of hocking up or bringing up phlegm from your throat and expelling it via the mouth.

To spot is to remove irritations from your throat.

Ah I've spogging all morning, I think I need to go the doctors.

One sec I need to go spog

If you're gonna spog at least go outside, I don't wanna hear that shit

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