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Shartsville

A fictitious place where one shits themselves as a result of trying to pass a fart.

George thought he was slick to squeeze one off in the elevator not knowing he was on the way to Shartsville!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras March 5, 2019


Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

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looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 8, 2020

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crapopotamus

Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.

After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021