Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.