Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.

February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills

Conkmongrel

The sort of demonic possessed beast that your mother converts into after a bit twiddling session with her master.

“Man, Jason’s mom is an avid conkmongrel ever since master came around”