Penis

Example cock
1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.

Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.

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Sex biscuit

It's an acrostic for Super Ego xylophones and biscuit is what you get when you cross dress Kim kardashian and Rick Moranus

Dude you're such a sex biscuit!
The fuck you said to me?
Chillax bro your just a xylophone cross dresser!

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