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The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.
Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.
"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.