Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life
The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work
When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.
During Sex
Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THATâS FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET
The chocolate man is the matress manâs Accomplice, he sells chocolate and also has a secret menu, the Chocolate man is really smart and might have Parkinson's also has Touretteâs
The chocolate man is really strong, hope he doesnt get mad at me
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A Literal Term for; Evaporating oneâs urine, and Shoving it into someones face for them to Consume.
Tom: OH YOU FUCK, YOU GOT PISSNELLIUM IN MY MF EYES
A Treetromper, Is an Native American Slang For Calling Someone in Their Kin (Family) A Fatass.
A TreeTromper also has Type 3 Diabetes, And Will die of a Heart Attack, and Then will be Eaten By Their Kin For Rations on the Lonely Journey.
Ara Ara~ Onii-Chan. Youâre a TreeTromper Go Lose Some weight..Fatass