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Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by MatT July 14, 2005

1111πŸ‘ 394πŸ‘Ž


pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by MatT May 25, 2006

58πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by MatT December 6, 2004

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


get the led out

listining to some led zeppelin!

man I need to listin to some zeppelin! Im gonna go home, and get the led out!

by MatT August 23, 2004

260πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

by MatT November 16, 2004

10πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by MatT December 6, 2003

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ubisoft

A very talented video game developer and publisher.

Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

ohh-bee-soft

by MatT March 4, 2005

37πŸ‘ 251πŸ‘Ž