How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

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Darmi

Darmi, weird person, ~ See asshole! :O

20:47:57 ‹ %Darmi › DISTURBING

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dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

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huzzie

the exact opposite of what is said in the above definition

not a slutty whore

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shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.

I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!

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KEY KEY

KEY KEY also had a hard time finding the shitbox.

Key Key would not know what to do in time squawre. Rearrrah

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Raver Piss

Any energy drink, ie. Red Bull.

"I saw Doug wearing a polo shirt and drinking raver piss. What a fag"

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