Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

Rundle

Another word for a “crossbar” in football. It can only be referred to as the rundle and never the crossbar.

Oi mandem! Watch me hit the rundle from here!

Rundle

Another word for a “crossbar” on a football goal. This should now be the only possible way to refer to it and it should never be referred to as crossbar again.

Oi mandem! Watch me hit the rundle from here!

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Bumbaclumps

The name of the best and most supreme group, cult, tribe and army in the world. You have to be on an elite level to understand the meaning behind the word. Originated in Gloucester, UK.

Bumbaclumps ? What’s that?

Jangles

A word created by my good friend Tockers. It is the word for the point in which the Rundle and the Stocker meet on a football goal.

Shit! I just hit the Jangles.

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