skirbit

A strapping lad who was once obese but has since dramatically reduced his waist size. A man never short on jokes. Can be easily identified by his distinct dialect. Adds (erton, ice, behhh, or boy) after the majority of his english words. Replies to all sentances with an "or ____" Also a person who generally suffers from immense muscle soreness. A person who cannot get up from a couch without verbalizing, "Hananana" or "ah-ah-ah-ah.." Can be found on college campuses, sleeps with a 1987 nba pillow, has no mattress, and the dirtiest blanket known to mankind.

Boy 1: Where you been at Skirbit?!
Skirbit: Ive been sleepiniceee behhhh
Boy 2: Go to class Skirbit
Skirbit: class or glass
Boy 1: that makes no sense
Skirbit: hanannannananana

mallino manor

Commonly known as the greatest dorm room ever assembled. Doubles as a low budget inn for visiting friends. The breeding place for success. Located on the campus of Oral Roberts University. Its residents are characterized by sexy, smart, business students, great smiles, and spiked hair
Easily Identified by: True Religion Jeans, Armani Exchange, Ralph Lauren Polo's

Bro you crashin at mallino manor?
Yeah homie be there around two.

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Dirty Matt

A dirty Matt is when a man has a HUGE cock but doesn’t let it make him cocky and instead actually knows how to please and temporarily break the insides of a woman.

I took my dirty Matt out for dinner yesterday!

Oh the one with the big shlong?

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beanin

The art or repeatedly wearing the generally outdated Ralph Lauren Polo's.

Jordan: Dude, did you see Jimmy's fresh shirt today?
Jay: Same as tuesday man, He has to stop beanin.

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