Essex

Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!

Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!

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