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The act of performing a strip tease for a significant other in a Chipotle bathroom.
Sean: Yo. Where are Paul and Latisha? There burritos are getting cold?
Deon: Shit! They been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes.
Mark: Fuck... Latisha is probably working out a Stripotle on that fool!
The film and stench on a cock that has not been cleaned for several days.
Keith: Xing Yang sucked my dick again!
Lamar: What! You ain't showered for 4 days, boy!
Keith: What can I say... She loves that Ol' Spice.
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The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.
I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!
A phrase used by NFC North fans, born between 1976 and 1992, to describe their reaction to Jay Cutler's post NFC North playing career.
Rishad: Yo Colt!
Colton: Whad up?
Rishad: Won't be the same without Cutler being on the Bears this year. SUX, nih!
Colton: What you talkin' fo? You ain't heard he got grabbed by Miami?
Rishad: Nah, nah! Can't be!
Colton: Check out yo sports page!
Rishad: Holy shit. You're right!
Colton: "Jay"ng Bang!