horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

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hydroflask

An idiotic way to say water bottle. Hydro refers to the water and flask refers to the container.

hAvE yOu sEeN mY hYdRoFlAsK iTs SuCh A rEvOlUtIoNaRy InVeNtIoN!!1!

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Vector

It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude.

It’s not Victor, it’s Vector!

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numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

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no means yes in spanish

A fairly old phrase, a comeback used in school up until taking spanish class.

“Can I have some of your fries?” “No.” “No means yes in Spanish *proceeds to steal fries*”

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SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”