Did you hear that Joe likes Mike?

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

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Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

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Weronika

She is the best looking and most adorable person I know (this isn't made only so she likes me more)

-H-hh-hey Weronika (I nailed my oppening line)
-Uhh hey i guess?
-So i know we both are just made up characters and noone of this would really happen
-What?
-What?