WMD

Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.

Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.

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