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Captain Morgan

Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.

I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."

by Mathers 1 July 25, 2008

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