love club

Penis

May i tenderise your tuna with my love club

10👍 22👎

Bum Beef

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

18👍 7👎

Nob Beef

The remains of bum beef around mans cock after anul intercourse.

I pulled back my foreskin and found nob beef

13👍 4👎

Chilli

Heavily used tampon

My girlfriend just pulled out a really big red chilli

14👍 57👎

Bum Dirt

The remainder of bum beef around your ring

I must go and clean of this bum dirt!

4👍 10👎