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A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
is the bidirectional of amy.
Can you not make cake with the main ingredient made out of amy?
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.
The most beautiful and warm and motherly and humble soul that I have seen outside of my club.
ummmmmm, can you not provoke me to feel guilt with Leah?
the most loyal and virtuous woman or something, also kind of very smart or something, among others like Carol, Grace, and Aaleigha.
A whiny evil vengeful little monk given a nuclear detonator.
... the name speaks for itself.
what name?
Steven And
The most open-minded, intelligent, responsible person you will ever meet in this 1984 pandemic. Most likely emotionally intelligent and tolerant as well, able to take hits from the nazis' who are attacking them, literally, and say "I'm okay". The true minority that are being persecuted by the majority of society, and the nazis who are the secret government.
Morons: Alright, we're going to sacrifice the anti-vaxxers to the demon molech and aztec gods, because they kill.
Anti-vaxxers: Target us if you may, but we understand energy and metaphysics and will accept our fate, for now, but good luck with your journey to spiritual growth!
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