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The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.
I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
Accent that Latinos have perpetuated by media and pop culture.
Sofia Vergara has a mad latcent.
When you're going bald like Lebron James, but you still keep your line up.
Don lemon is going Lebald. That fool needs to get on with it and shave his head!
It's been a rough one, today. I'm gonna go home and have a bukowski pour of whiskey.
A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)
Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!
The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.
Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!
Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.
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When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.
Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!
Noah hits both at the same time.