roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

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Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.

My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.

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do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

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curbing

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

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kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

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licker licence

If you have one, then you are a lesbian.

"does she have a licker licence? is she a dyke?"

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n3at

from the long line of nerd used words that have the number 3 replacing the e

that is some n3at intergrated hard drive software you just made