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=*(

Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque.

=*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot...


My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*(

by Matt November 28, 2004


presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 21, 2004


S2000

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.

Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.

by Matt February 09, 2004


shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005


pokey

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

by matt November 18, 2004


bo

jack ass tha steals your date at a dance goes out with her and treats her like shit, and acts liek he gets laid when he can only get action from his hand

screw u bo.

by matt December 28, 2003


Bag

A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.

"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"

by Matt December 06, 2003