Britney Spears

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.

Anything but listen to it.

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funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

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swack

Swack is basically another word for fuck. This word originated in San Diego, where lots of guys use it.

GUY 1: Look at that ass over there, would you SWACK?
GUY 2: I'd mos def SWACK that.

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joke

A very easy course that requires little outside study.

Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.

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lolz0rs

lolz0rs originates from the original phrase used by 9 year olds, lol, which means "Laugh out Loud" but this particular variant is used by geekdorks, startrek/scifi fans and the like..

"lolz0rs I am teh Bork!!!11one"

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lynyrd skynyrd

one of the greatest rock bands of all time

and this bird you can not change

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melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

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