dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

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eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

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Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )

Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D

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pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

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philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

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Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

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nast

Adj. a shortened form of the word nasty. 1. awesome; badass; sick; of, having, or being something so far beyond amazing that it is practically nauseating.

2. repulsive; used to describe something truly disgusting.

NOTE: One can infer the intended meaning from context (i.e. situation, tone, body language, etc.).

1. "Ohhoho, nast!" Dave yelled, amazed by his teammate's awesome move.

2. After tasting the meat loaf, Sarah groaned in disgust, "Aw, nast..."

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