Mini Mosher

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.

Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are

17👍 21👎

carnal knowledge

Knowledge of sex etc. from a young age.

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge

83👍 74👎

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

431👍 95👎

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

7👍 10👎

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

8👍 23👎

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

3👍 3👎

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

21👍 7👎