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Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

32πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


:Q

A guy smoking a joint.

You wanna get high? :Q

by Matt April 9, 2005

80πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


The Casualties

Whoever says The Casualties are dumb can butfuck a donkey! Most of you people who say those things weren't even born when The Casualties came around, anyway! They are one of the best punk bands on this world! It's people like you who screw it over by calling them "Fashion Punk"!

This one is for the punks! We don't need any political skunks preaching crap like they know it all! Those self absorbed egotistical bastards don't have the balls to cut off thier hair! So fuck off you cunts!

by Matt June 25, 2004

138πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by Matt November 7, 2004

15πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

by Matt October 16, 2004

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Yu-Gi-Owned

Geek slang. Sometimes used as sarcastic insult of geeks who play Yu-Gi-Oh

"Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"

by Matt October 3, 2003

44πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


hXc

to those straight-edge emo pricks it means hardcore. To me it means Straight-edge Hardcore.... the kind of hardcore that sucks. Hardcore was never meant to be straight-edge. Thanks for destroying Hardcore poser emo ass-holes

"look at me, i have black X's on my hands im so hardcore".

"shut up emo kid"

by Matt June 24, 2005

107πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž