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sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by Matt December 24, 2003

13πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

161πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


sproge

past tense of sporge

When I climaxed I sproge all up inside my gf's pussy.

by Matt April 22, 2005

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Subliminal

Crazy state of mind in which you cannot control your thoughts and responses properly. Usually after smoking 15 or more marijuana cigarrettes, or sniffing 8 oz. of cocaine.

"I am so high right now, it's like... I'm fucking subliminal dude... FUCK WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.. theres.. A FUCKING BIRD... whoaaaa... it was just a potato chip dude..." The person who is high off of marijuana or cocaine, usually tends to fall over and drool on his relative or friend after saying fucking crazy shit.

by Matt January 20, 2005

79πŸ‘ 212πŸ‘Ž


sluff

When your drug dealer is late in delivering the goods

Damn, I was supposed to get hooked up an hour ago, why does Joe have to sluff?

by Matt September 5, 2003

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Izans

Group of people planning to take over the world.

Izans Rock...

by Matt December 6, 2003

51πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž