Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

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Saaked

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

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upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

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hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

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cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

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Phetto

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.

You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.

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bush road

the local weed smoking spot

Yo son lets go chill at bush road right quick homes jizzle.

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