sizebigga

known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.

one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.

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nipple-bitch

A girl who has huge boobs and a damn nice ass!

Hannah is a nipple-bitch

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Cock

The male reproductive organs used in fucking.

Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!

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Sneed

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

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Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

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arcedo

Only the greatest person to ever play Final Fantasy XI, he was so cool, if i had a dollar for every person thats not as cool as him i would be rich.

Why the hell do you need an example piss off fool.

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my jenn

My everything...she makes me feel as if I need nothing else. Just looking at her smile gives me goosebumps. She has my mind running in a thousand directions and I wouldn't want it any other way. ilysfm hun.

My jenn is the best thing to happen to me.

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