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anti-blitz

DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.

like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT

by Matt AND MAX April 17, 2005

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zonkifyimicationism

1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly

2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically

3.(adj) having the hair of a mexican with ugo hair

1. through zonkifyimicationism, i was able to abolish catholism.

2. with zonkifyimicationism, i was able to freeze the holy water into javelin form, thus creating a deadly, yet very religious at the same time, weapon and throw it square in the heart of the bastardly biblicious beater

3. you have a horrible zonkifyimicationism in your pubes

by Matt AND MAX January 25, 2004

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