F.A.C.T

Used to describe the perfect well presented female, ideal for shagging; good looking face (pretty or horny), good sized (but toned) and well shaped bottom, well defined crutch and of course good sized tits, preferably pert.

Whilst standing at the bar with mates the remark of “Now that’s a F.A.C.T” will be made loudly so alerting or confirming the presents of a female as described above

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crutch

Used to describe a well defined vagina and pubic bone of females wearing especially tight fitting clothing around their pelvis; i.e. Lycra (Spandex) shorts, gym kit; jeans, bikini and underwear.

The best examples are when the inner thighs don’t touch below the crutch leaving a nice air gap and allowing for visual examination of the genital area.

Christ, look at the crutch on that

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Chav

Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT

A Parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Argos, ASDA, Aldi and Lidl, or any other cheap (sportswear) retail outlet; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit (or any other cheap item of clothing), Burberry items, baseball cap and Bling; of course the constant bad language.

Only purpose in life is to breed from the earliest age so enhancing benefit claims for child allowance and housing; thus providing the "income" to purchase (on HP) Bling Argos (Elizabeth Duke) and Plasma TV with SKY subscription (HD of course).

These are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!

Chavs are found in every town or village with “social housing”, the male is often seen walking a little in front of his bitch and offspring (all clothed as described above, although young Chavs tend to be grubby and unwashed), the female (bitch) is following with offspring (one in pram, the other some way behind) and her ugly mother, all with lit cigarettes and at least one with a can of cider or cheap lager.

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chav

Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT; offspring of which should be castrated at 13 and females having full vasectomy at 12 or earliest clinical age.

This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.

Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.

This parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Lidel and Aldi; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit, Burberry items, baseball cap and bling; and of course bad language.

Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!

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